Holy Shit!

So the Anna Nicole Smith thing gets weirder. Now Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband is claiming that HE might have fathered the kid! WTF????

Hello Dahling!

What next? Is OJ going to find a way to get involved in this mess (one can only hope).

Time Suck

So I realize that blogging can waste hours and hours of time, but I've discovered a more worthless time suck lately... MYSPACE. Beyond the idiocy of posting intimate pictures and details out there for the entire world to see and then being surprised that your employer looks at them, the whole idea seems to be stupid to me. Let's all create a bullshit online persona so we can strut around and make no sense. Maybe I'm showing my age or generation (GO GEN X), but come on, spend your time doing something better. Watch classic TV and learn who the Fonz is. Discover that the past has some relevant cultural touchpoints and that you're not the center of the universe. Just stop living in that little bubble you've created.

Lock up the Kids, Gary's Getting Out!!

So, the next time you're at a sporting event and here that song with the hard guitar that goes NAH Nah Nah Nah "HEY!" Nah nah nah nah, chew on this...

He Looks Like a Child Molester


He's getting out soon! Kids, there is a Boogie Man, and this is what he looks like.