Caught with his pants down

Now I could care less what people do in their lives. Have sex with whomever you want, do drugs, drink, listen to Pat Boone. Who cares? But I do love this story...

A top evangelical leader who is accused of paying a male prostitute for sex admitted today he contacted his accuser "for a massage" and purchased methamphetamine from him. But the Rev. Ted Haggard said he never had sex with Mike Jones and threw away the drugs.

I think my favorite part is that he bought drugs but threw them away and he got a "massage" but had no sex. Bullshit! Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. This is revenge for telling other people how to live. If you keep your mouth shut they don't care when you fuck up.

Now I, for one, don't understand why someone would buy meth if they weren't addicted to it. Isn't that how it works. Billy tries meth with some friends one night and likes it. He does it for free for as long as he can and then his friends say, "dude, this shit costs money. Buy your own or I'll stab you in your sleep." So Billy goes and starts buying his own and gets hooked. Then he starts stealing TVs and grandma's money, selling his mom's doll collection and powertools so he can get more. Then one day he stops using meth because he's dead or in prison or in rehab. The end...

I'm positive there are variations on this theme, but you don't just wake up one day and go to the corner and say, "I've heard quite a bit about this meth and I'd like to partake like all the kids..." And you sure as hell don't start calling male escorts to buy you drugs and not either do them or get rammed in a cheap motel.

So, the next time you think you should tell a stranger how the fuck to live their life, remember this little tale. Some day you will fuck up and look like a jackass and the world will be ready to point and laugh...

I do guess that vapid shithead Dianne Sawyer will interview him at some point and say "What would you say to the people who want an apology from you?"