Ruined My Life

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

A Note on Fame

So, I'm in the security line at RDU this morning and who do I see behind me but Clay Aiken? I know, famous people have to fly like the rest of us, but he's enjoying being famous a little too much. He's got this huge shit eating grin on his face the entire time. None of this bothers me until he barges into the Admiral's Club and then locks himself in the conference room. Apparently I'm sitting next to a shared wall and I just hear him coughing and making goofy noises back there. He sure is a goofy son of a bitch.

The thing I don't get is, why is he still famous? He can't sing, he's just goofy looking (I think he was attached by a blind barber), and he really hasn't done anything worthy of continued fame. He's part of a generation where being famous is good enough to be famous. I swear, he's more frightening looking than Gary Glitter.

Now, I was on a flight one time when Penny Marshall got kicked out of first class to the back of the plane. It was just her and her romance novel. She wasn't happy, but I have to respect Laverne for not having an posse or trying to draw any attention to herself.

Man I hate Gen Y sometimes...

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134 Comments:

  • Awww, Martin, jealousy and envy are such unattractive traits. Does it make you feel better about yourself to put him down? tsk tsk.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:59 AM  

  • "He can't sing"

    This is where you went wrong and damn the man. Where does he get off smiling?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:11 AM  

  • Oh no! Clay Aiken was grinning. How dare he. Singer boy must be punished. And Clay coughed...why that's a crime for sure! Call the cops.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:27 AM  

  • Maybe Clay Aiken was smiling because he is happy. You don't sound so happy. You should try smiling, it feels good.

    You probably need your to have your ears checked while you are at it because that guys voice is good.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:32 AM  

  • Damn those famous people and their smiling. Bastards.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:48 AM  

  • Poor Clay. I guess he didn't get the memo that famous people are supposed to be miserable.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:55 AM  

  • Shit, NO PICTURE!!!!!!?
    dude what is wrong with you?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:55 AM  

  • "All I want is the idiots and morons out there to worry about fixing their own lives. Stay out of mine!"
    How dare him mess up your day by minding his own business. And smiling, too!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:56 AM  

  • While I don't agree with your assessment of Clay's singing voice, I'm glad you reported the sighting. I love it that he seems very happy! Is it a crime for him to smile and joke around? That's who he is! I'm glad fame hasn't ruined him like some other celebrities I have read about.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:21 AM  

  • You're a Yankee fan?
    Enough said

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:22 AM  

  • So -- he was smiling -- how dare he? He was coughing -- my goodness! And you need your ears checked if you think he can't sing. Run yourself over to youtube.com and give a look/see to some of the vidoes and montages of Clay.
    oh-- and get a life.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:23 AM  

  • The coughing sound you heard was really him shaving his head ala Spears. Better he should behave like that instead of ruining your life by smiling. Oh, clean your ears out while you are at it.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:23 AM  

  • Awwwww Martin, green is definitely not your color!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:31 AM  

  • What key was the coughing in? Clay only coughs in D flat major so it could have been someone in his entourage, you know? This is serious business here. Did he have a smiling in public permit? Don't go calling the tabloids now!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:32 AM  

  • Thanks so much for reporting the Clay sighting. I'm glad to hear that he was smiling. Good for him. Sounds like only one of the two of you was having a good time this morning. Ha.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:34 AM  

  • Maybe he's happy because his Marine brother just returned from his second tour in Iraq.

    Maybe it's the $28 Million in Concert revenues he's generated in the past few years.

    Maybe he's was laughing at you Martin. Not with you.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:36 AM  

  • Clay grins! Clay coughs! I thought only fans would care enough about him to share such important news online! Clay is "famous" because of a television show, but he has "stayed famous" via successful albums and tours and humanitarian efforts such as UNICEF and his own foundation. Set your VCR and you can catch him Thur morning on the FOX Mike and Juliet show!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:37 AM  

  • This is fun, chill out Claymates.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:40 AM  

  • Sounds like the Claymates ARE having fun.

    Thanks for reporting your Clay sighting, Martin. Too bad a smiling, happy person ruined your day.

    One last thing...you say you want people to get on with their lives and get out of yours? Yet you BLOG about your daily life? Something just doesn't sound right about that, does it?

    Anyway, hope you have a smile-and-cough-free day, Martin! ;-)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:45 AM  

  • Oh Martin, surely there is more in this world to distress you than some celebrity smiling.

    Like weather related disasters, soldiers dying in Iraq, people who are fighting terminal illneses.

    Smiles are good.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:48 AM  

  • That Clay Aiken mangaged to piss you off by smiling and God forbid, coughing just warms the cockles of my heart for some reason.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:53 AM  

  • So some guy in line beside you was smiling and then later in the Admiral club he was coughing? Wow, what an asshole! He has no right to be on the planet. I don't know how you stopped yourself from decking him.

    You have amazing self-control.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:55 AM  

  • A blind barber was attached to him? His stylist, Jamie, is blind? OMG, someone had better tell Clay...quick. Did he have a ticket for her? He was grinning...Noooooooo! Coughed? Are you sure? Can't sing and isn't popular? Honey, where have you been and I am so very sorry for your tone deafness. LOL! I have an ape shit grin myself...now.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:55 AM  

  • Sorry Martin but you're an idiot.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:02 PM  

  • AMEN!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:10 PM  

  • Who told you Clay generated hits? LOL

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:15 PM  

  • Clay had a shit-eating grin on his face? And THAT makes him famous?

    Wow, I'm happy to hear that because that means that I'm famous too. I always have a shit-eating grin on my face whenever I see Clay sing, perform or even just talk. He makes me smile, and so I'm famous! Thank you Martin for defining the word.

    Clay coughed too? OMG, did you record it? You should have. We would then have Coughing Clack. Next time, you should be prepared with Digital Voice Recorder.

    Green does NOT look good on you Martin. BWAH!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:23 PM  

  • Did you see if his eyes were dialated by chance?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:23 PM  

  • Were the teeth white?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:25 PM  

  • Ya but what was he wearing!! Details, man, details. Good first effort. I give you a C for at least mentioning the hair

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:28 PM  

  • OH MARTIN, you left me hungry for more.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:37 PM  

  • Oh no!!!......Now I am smiling. Somebody stop me!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:41 PM  

  • Oh, so the worst thing you can say about him is that is was smiling? Come on, you are obviously a "hater."

    Can't sing? Get your ears checked.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:48 PM  

  • Come on Martin. Show us your pearly whites. You know you want to.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:51 PM  

  • The Claymates are morons. They are so militant about defending Clay that they swarm to a blog within minutes of someone posting their opinion of him. Why don't you ladies go wash your dirty smelly cunts and assess or clean your houses instead of bothering people that express their dislike for Clay.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:51 PM  

  • They're here.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:53 PM  

  • Thank you, commenters for giving me a good laugh. Coughing Clack, I love it!!!!

    Martin, you seem mentally ill with this blog. Do you go around complaning about people smiling and coughing all day? Or is it just Clay? You only could wish in your wildest imagination to be 1/2 as talented as Clay.

    Thank you for letting me know how happy Clay is. He deserves all the happiness he can get.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:54 PM  

  • It took the haters almost 3 hours to find this blog. They're a little slow today.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:55 PM  

  • Oh, didn't take Groucho long to show up. Hate to break it to you dude, but you swarm as fast as the Claymates. Why don't you just go back to feverishly masterbating to Clay's CDs?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:55 PM  

  • With the first dirty post no less.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:55 PM  

  • Anon 12:51. - I see you aren't smiling. You musn't be famous. That's because you are a FOOL! :)

    Anon 12:53. - Aren't "they" so predictable? BWAH! And they speak just as they do at the "411 Asylum" too. Just another FOOL I see.

    I'm smiling, I'm smiling just as all the fans of Clay are. :)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:00 PM  

  • If you think that was dirty then what do you think of Clay sticking his cock into John Paulus? Imagine all the shit particles he got inside of his penis. Ewwww!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:00 PM  

  • There goes my lunch!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:01 PM  

  • Clay likes to put his penis in places where shit comes from. He also likes to lick anuses too!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:02 PM  

  • Anon 1:00 - Since THAT didn't happen FOOL, we don't think about it.

    But you seem familiar with the act. ;)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:03 PM  

  • he really hasn't done anything worthy of continued fame

    Hummmm .... besides having one of the best voices of our generation, Clay started the Bubel-Aiken Foundation for special needs children, is an ambassador for Unicef, is a member of the President's Committee for People with Intellectual Disabilities and captivates audiences of all ages with his voice, personality, and humor every time he takes the stage ...... what have you done lately??

    He can't sing

    How does one even begin to respond to that? LOL Even folk who may not like the songs he's recorded so far, cannot deny the unbelievable voice Clay has.

    he's just goofy looking

    If Clay is "goofy" looking, I must need some pretty powerful glasses ... the guy reeks sex appeal, even when he's not trying to.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:03 PM  

  • Losers Hate Winners!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:06 PM  

  • Clay had anal sex with John Paulus and John D. His mother watched and stuck a cucumber up her ass while it was going on.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:06 PM  

  • I heard that the reason Clay became gay is because his mother forced him to perform cunnilingus on her until he was twenty. That's just frigging nasty!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:09 PM  

  • Shit I heard that Kelly is lesbian, holy mama!!!!!!!!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:10 PM  

  • Anon 1:06 - I thought you said over at "411", that was part of YOUR family movies? I think you best get your stories straight and remember it was YOUR mother that did that, and still does.

    Smiling, smiling... we are all famous :)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:10 PM  

  • You mean you could tell that it was Clay coughing behind a closed door in a room full of people?
    You missed your calling dude.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:15 PM  

  • ok Mr. Blogger Man is this what you wanted or expected?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:15 PM  

  • If I were Kelly Clarkson, I would be ashamed of all the Kezbos invading this blog. Stupid idiots cannot let a day go by without spreading their hatred for Clay all over the Internet.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:16 PM  

  • Anon 1:06 - I thought you said over at "411", that was part of YOUR family movies? I think you best get your stories straight and remember it was YOUR mother that did that, and still does.

    No what I said was that I stumbled on the copy of the tape of Clay and the two Johns with Faye while I was googling the words "repressed southern homosexuals and the mothers who stuck things in their ass until they were fifteen". I hope that clears it up for you.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:18 PM  

  • 1:18 It clears up for everyone that you are an idiot.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:23 PM  

  • Anon 1:18. Oh I see. Well it proves you are defnitely one of the FOOLS from 411. You all can't get your stories straight, so you trip over your own tongue. You already posted that story about why you hated your mother on "411" and that was the story you used there.

    But it looks like YOU, and YOUR mom are quite experienced in this activity. Would explain why you are a degenerate and a FOOL! :) :)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:23 PM  

  • We were just having fun and you see what happens every time. These lowlifes show up with their nasty language. That just shows their ignorance and maybe they just like to talk about their own life experiences.

    Ignore them, Clay fans. Keep it above them. They lead empty lives of hate and envy.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:24 PM  

  • Anon 1:09, that's funny because I've heards the same exact story about Yelly Fartson. Only that she liked doing it so much that it's the real reason she became a lesbian.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:24 PM  

  • Aren't the FOOLS the classy bunch of people you've ever seen.

    Kelly should be so proud. Of course, she's been described as white trash so I suppose she fits right in with this crew.

    Priceless. They beat feet over to any blog about Clay and then spend the next 5 hours pontificating on how it's only Clay fans who do that?

    FOOLS. FOOLS through and through.

    I'm SMILING!!! I love being famous.

    *cough**cough**cough*. Anyone want my autograph?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:27 PM  

  • I'm so happy that Clay is happy. He is off in NY today for a meeting, then co-hosting the show on Thursday.

    The show is so excited to have him there on Thursday and today's promo was fantastic. They were smiling huge too because Clay is on his way there.

    Go Clay, and keep smiling. You are FAMOUS!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:28 PM  

  • CLAYMATE ATTACK! WOO-WOO-WOO!

    Poor Martin. Now you've done it. You've insulted the greatest and most holy visionary of our time, Saint Clesus of ASS-sissy.

    Of course the crazy nutmates missed the entire point of your blog, but what else is new? They ain't too bright -- especially when they're under the influence of the Clesus Juice.

    By Anonymous the morning skyy, at 1:28 PM  

  • Anon 1:28,

    You are right. Clay definitely is a bonafide celebrity, because it's even been recently written that the more hate blogs out there on a person, it means the more famous they are.

    So, we can take the good with the bad. Clay is famous, he is a celebrity and no matter how the FOOLS try to cut him down, he is SMILING all the way to the bank.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:31 PM  

  • Anonymous said...

    Anon 1:18. Oh I see. Well it proves you are defnitely one of the FOOLS from 411. You all can't get your stories straight, so you trip over your own tongue. You already posted that story about why you hated your mother on "411" and that was the story you used there.

    No you have it twisted. I posted that Clay hated his mother becase she forced him to lick her unwashed twat every morning. She wouldn't even let him brush his teeth afterwards so he had to walk around with middle aged stinky cunt breath all day.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:33 PM  

  • To 1:28.......... No, Clay is not Jesus, but you surely must be the Devil.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:33 PM  

  • Martin, thank you for telling us all how happy Clay was this morning.

    I'd be happy if I were him too since today is going to be a wonderful day for him to start with and then ending the week with another co-hosting job.

    Love to know Clay is smiling.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:35 PM  

  • Anon 1:33 - I think you better stop reading YOUR MOTHER'S daily journal. You are giving away more of YOUR degenerate family secrets.

    Ssshhhhh

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:37 PM  

  • Oh, look, reinforcements have arrived. Morning skyy, if I were you, I would go into hiding after the way your Queen Yelly stank up the joint at NASCAR. I'm surprised they did not tear up her contract right then and there.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:37 PM  

  • Anon 1:33 - I think you better stop reading YOUR MOTHER'S daily journal. You are giving away more of YOUR degenerate family secrets.

    I know. I can't hide behind the facade any longer. It's me, Clay and I am posting this things because I hate my mother. She is a such a perverse whore. I once saw her sucking off the mailman for a couple of stamps. She used the money my step-father gave her to buy me my first foot long dildo.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:41 PM  

  • Oh great, now Shannon shows up. It's all downhill from here on out.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:42 PM  

  • "Clay definitely is a bonafide celebrity, because it's even been recently written that the more hate blogs out there on a person, it means the more famous they are."

    Written by whom, LOL? Fucking Claytango on one of those stupid "Clay Aiken Is Our One And Only God" sites?

    You're right, though. There are a ton of hate blogs out there about Ted Bundy and Charles Manson. So yay! They're both more famous than Smelly Fartson!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:51 PM  

  • Smelly Fartson WISHES the blogs followed her every move. Poor thing even flashed her nipples hoping for Janet-like controversy, and nada. Zip, zilch, nothing, nobody even noticed.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:55 PM  

  • he really hasn't done anything worthy of continued fame

    Hummmm .... besides having one of the best voices of our generation, Clay started the Bubel-Aiken Foundation for special needs children, is an ambassador for Unicef, is a member of the President's Committee for People with Intellectual Disabilities and captivates audiences of all ages with his voice, personality, and humor every time he takes the stage ...... what have you done lately??

    He can't sing

    How does one even begin to respond to that? LOL Even folk who may not like the songs he's recorded so far, cannot deny the unbelievable voice Clay has.

    he's just goofy looking

    If Clay is "goofy" looking, I must need some pretty powerful glasses ... the guy reeks sex appeal, even when he's not trying to.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:57 PM  

  • You are just so jealous of Clayton that you cant stand it. I have a feeling that you are a hater because the people and tinfoiilshat or the OC got to you and told you how to make your blog popular. Clayton is 100000 times better than you ever will be so just shut it NOW!
    Clayton is a fine CHRISTIAN man and you are probably a heathen and it shows with your hate and jealousy.
    Go say nasty things about Kelly Clarkson or Ruben or someone else who deserves it.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:02 PM  

  • You didn't say if Clay was with anyone. He never travels alone, so I imagine he was with at least one other person. So could the "goofy noises" you heard behing a "shared" wall be Clay and others having fun and laughing? That sounds like more of a possibility to me (especially since you saw him smiling earlier).

    I hope none of the security at the airport called the Smiling and Coughing Police.

    By Anonymous loves a smiling clay, at 2:05 PM  

  • Heee, I see the old flabby, bald headed man has found this site. Whenever the foul mouthed one shows up it's a dead giveaway .... that, or middle school is out for the day. :)

    BTW, Martin .... jealous much?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:06 PM  

  • Poster at 2:02, why do Ruben and Clay deserve nasty things said about him. This is the attitude that makes Clay fans look bad.

    Ruben has done nothing but stick up for Clay, which last he did on a tv show when Clay's album came out.

    We can love Clay and not feel the need to trash othes, don't you think?

    By Anonymous loves smiling clay, at 2:07 PM  

  • Anon 2:02, your Kezbo colors are showing. You didn't think anyone will really but your BS, did you?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:08 PM  

  • ^^I mean to say "Ruben and Kelly."

    By Anonymous loves smiling Clay, at 2:08 PM  

  • he was "attached" by a blind barber? That must be painful.

    Wow, and how dare he smile???

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:08 PM  

  • It's on now. HA HA HA

    Fight Fight

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:09 PM  

  • The Claymates that post here masturbate night and day to ugly pictures of Clay Aiken. They smell like unwashed cunt and ass.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:13 PM  

  • Yeah, don'y you just hate people who can afford to fly first class.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:13 PM  

  • Anonymous said...

    It's on now. HA HA HA

    Fight Fight

    2:09 PM

    2:09 PM is a cum drinking faggot.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:14 PM  

  • Martin, can we see your picture? You wish you looked as "goofy" as Clay. He is one adorable, sexy man.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:14 PM  

  • Anonymous said...

    Yeah, don'y you just hate people who can afford to fly first class.

    2:13 PM

    He can only afford that because you fat smelly old bitches buy anything he puts out. You're all old and getting ready to die soon so all that income will be ending soon.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:15 PM  

  • "I have a feeling that you are a hater because the people and tinfoiilshat or the OC got to you and told you how to make your blog popular."

    Whaaaaaa? What is a "tinfoiilshat" and what does the OC show or Orange County have to do with any of this?

    Are you talking about a tinfoil hat, like the ones the wackos wear to prevent alien invasion of their brains?

    Those Claymates really are beyond the edge, aren't they? So sad.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:16 PM  

  • 2:16 Kettle - Pot Yada yada yada

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:19 PM  

  • Anonymous said...

    "I have a feeling that you are a hater because the people and tinfoiilshat or the OC got to you and told you how to make your blog popular."

    ^^^ Typical Claymate showing her stupidity.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:21 PM  

  • ^^^Typical Kezbo pretending to be an over-the-top Claymate. Yawn.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:25 PM  

  • Poor guy --

    You've been hit by the "hater-brigade" -- the ones that pretend to be Clay Aiken fans and post over the top rantings on any blog that mentions Clay. No really, and yes they're crazy. It's not just you and your blog they go after. They have some serious mental issues.

    You can read about it here

    http://claymate911.blogspot.com/

    (scroll down to the first blog -- "To be Obsessed." There are examples in some of the other blog entries over there too.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:26 PM  

  • Better to be hit by the haters then to deal with the stench of twenty Claymates who haven't seen beneath or washed under their stomachs in ten years.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:46 PM  

  • :).... cough, cough ..... :)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:50 PM  

  • 2:09 PM is a cum drinking faggot.


    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:23 PM  

  • I truly cannot believe the intelligence, integrity and maturity of some of the posts here. The world has truly been made a better place today simply because people of such high quality have stopped by to visit and reveal the full extent of their crude, childish behavior. One would hope they are adults who are posting because I would not want to think that children are so crass; however, they don't come across as being well-bred nor well-learned either. I guess...garbage into the mind...garbage out.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:31 PM  

  • *GRIN* *GRIN*
    *COUGH* COUGH*

    Am I famous yet?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:46 PM  

  • Is this the only manner in which you can stir up hits for your little blog? Don't you think you were just a little too involved in what Clay Aiken was doing at the airport? Most regular people wouldn't have thought twice about him being there much less write a silly little diatribe about it.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:52 PM  

  • I just want to know if his teeth are still blindingly white. I'll have to agree with you on the blind barber, I do not like his recent haircut.

    The dude can sing though, you are so wrong on that one.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:53 PM  

  • You know what's really amusing? Martin wrote a little article about Anna Nicole Smith a few days ago & received ZERO hits! Today, he writes about Clay Aiken and thus far has received 99 hits! Guess who's a MAJOR CELEBRITY!!!

    In case you haven't worked it out, I ADORE Clay Aiken!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:16 PM  

  • Quote - Clay had anal sex with John Paulus and John D. His mother watched and stuck a cucumber up her ass while it was going on.

    This is actually true. I was there.

    By Anonymous Ben Dover, at 4:24 PM  

  • Ooooh, Martin, someone sounds a little of jealous of Mr. Aiken.

    Damn him for smiling - what a jerk.

    You, not Clay.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:33 PM  

  • Ben Dover - nah, who are you kidding? You were at your computer wanking at the latest Smelly Fartson pictures, as you always do when not spreading nasty lies about Clay.

    Give it up, Groucho, nobody buys your BS any more.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:56 PM  

  • You've been hit by the "hater-brigade" -- the ones that pretend to be Clay Aiken fans and post over the top rantings on any blog that mentions Clay.
    --------
    Hilarious! The old lady Claymates always blame the over-the-top rantings on someone else. They'er full of crap. They've never been able to prove that anyone else would CARE enough about Clay to impersonate them.

    By Anonymous charlotte rae, at 4:57 PM  

  • Charlotte Rae, Emach and her Soulful Sistas crew have been outed as pretending to be Claymates a long time ago. Kezbos simply jumped on their bandwagon, since they were too dumb to come up with anything original.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:14 PM  

  • LOL - Clay was probably thinking "Hey, there's that dweeb Martin from Hillsborough" hence the "shit-eating" grin.

    Anyhow, thanks for the Clay sighting report, Martin. It's always nice to know that Clay is happy!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:15 PM  

  • You say that like it's a bad thing.

    By Anonymous, at 3:23 PM

    LOL!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:33 PM  

  • Ben Dover said...

    Quote - Clay had anal sex with John Paulus and John D. His mother watched and stuck a cucumber up her ass while it was going on.

    This is actually true. I was there.

    4:24 PM

    Yes, you were the cucumber.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:25 PM  

  • Howard Stern fan = Martin = rotten attitude.

    No mercy for you, Marty

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:38 PM  

  • YOU ARE A JEALOUS WANNABE HE DID MORE IN HIS LIFE THEN YOU EVER WILL.HE HELPS PEOPLE YOU DONT YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THEN SIT ON YOUR LARD ASS AND BRING HIM DOWN,GET A LIFE.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:00 PM  

  • haha your year is the RAT hmm,that says alot,and arent you a tad too old to be posting blogs?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:07 PM  

  • oh, now see...when they really start getting verbally abusive, those are no longer Clay fans those are the Anti-fan trying to make the "Claymates" look hate ful and mean( they do it every day...sad really). The one's joking around and having a bit of fun those would be us.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:22 PM  

  • You've been invaded by old lady Claymates. Clay Aiken hasn't one fan under the age of 60 with grey hair and halitosis. Creepy appeals to creepy.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:36 PM  

  • Clay Aiken's singing is the equivalent of a toliet flushing.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:37 PM  

  • He can't sing???

    So, how many Billboard Awards do YOU have Martin??

    Oh...nevermind.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:42 PM  

  • Why don't you Clay fans leave this place to Martin and the ones with no brain cells. They are the lowest and they show up and shit on everything. Every one knows who they are and no one cares. I have seen their work and I didn't know there were people actually this stupid and low down. I hope they boil in their own spit.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:49 PM  

  • Clay Aiken is skippermageeochre and happychappy2 at manhunt. He probably wanted a date with your ass.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:52 PM  

  • f-yu, 8:52

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:55 PM  

  • 8:52, you are a big liar and may you be struck by lightning.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:02 PM  

  • Hey, thanks for the shirt report. (Did his incisors look a little too long to you?)

    And yeah that google thing is great. I was able to determine the exact date (3-11-66 St Louis) that I saw Bob Dylan with The soon to be Band. (I don't remember any booing. )

    Anyway, back to Clay. If you google MarksFriggin you'll find 39 results for Clay Aiken, and only 25 for Bob Dylan. You need to tell your boy Howard to get his head out of Clay's crotch.

    Just think, Martin, this is how Perez made it big. Isn't the internet amazing?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:16 PM  

  • Good grief, Clay smiled and coughed. Unless he farted too, what's the problem?
    Um, yeah, he can sing.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:40 PM  

  • Okay, this was officially my laugh of the day. You couldn't have written it better if you were responding to Clay's challenge for an answer to the "scandal of the day". BWAH.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:52 AM  

  • You know what's really amusing? Martin wrote a little article about Anna Nicole Smith a few days ago & received ZERO hits! Today, he writes about Clay Aiken and thus far has received 99 hits! Guess who's a MAJOR CELEBRITY!!!

    --

    That's not an indicator of his level of fame. It is an indicator of the mental instability of his fans.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:10 AM  

  • His fans were poking a little fun at Martin. The first 25 or 30 comments were just funny and a bit sarcastic.

    Then the foul mouthed haters arrived.

    It's easy to see who the crazies are and it isn't the claymates.

    True stars do draw the crazies out.

    Try an experiment, Martin, blog about the Clarkson chick.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:32 AM  

  • That's not an indicator of his level of fame. It is an indicator of the mental instability of his fans.

    I'd say it says a lot about delusional "haters".

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:33 AM  

  • His fans were poking a little fun at Martin. The first 25 or 30 comments were just funny and a bit sarcastic.

    Then the foul mouthed haters arrived.

    And that proof is still here. Read it.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:34 AM  

  • LOL - the haters are soooo predictable! I wonder if they look as ugly as they sound?

    Question - when you see someone being viciously attacked, who looks bad? The victim, or the thug doing the bashing?

    The more the haters spout their garbage, the worse they look!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:14 AM  

  • Yikes Martin - you know you aren't the first to be publicly stoned by the Claymates and sadly you won't be the last if Clay keeps making jokes about his Claymates beating up others. (Check out youtube Clay Aiken/Jimmy Kimmel Valentine's Day) Similar comments as yours about Clay's smile and hair can be found on many of his own fan boards and he is regularly refered to as "goofy" on those boards so I don't see why you deserve this wrath. You may not like Clay's voice Martin, but he does have almost perfect pitch but admittedly a crooner voice more suited to women's tastes. At this time he is probably famous for the drama and the Claymates that seem to follow him where ever he goes but hopefully that part of his story will fade (not anytime soon judging by some of the comments here) and he will be known for his beautiful music and work for children. Those things may not be important to you, but they are to many others.

    Now my question is....would you ever write another blog about Clay Aiken or has this experience been enough to last a lifetime? If you do write again about Clay, I'd be interested to know what you think it is like to be Clay and have so many people jabbering on about their opinion of him, good and bad. If you were famous, would you read people's opinions or shut out as much of it as possible? and why? Just curious. I'll come back and read it if you mention Clay or not.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:47 AM  

  • I know this has been said already
    but.......
    why don't you MYOB
    or better still
    maybe someone should write how goofy you looked and every freaking move you made that day!
    oh.. and if you coughed or smiled
    that would be really interesting and a sign of just what kind of person you are

    BTW
    yes- Clay is still famous because he is talented.. probably unlike yourself

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:46 AM  

  • Martin, while I don't agree with your blog, I thank you for simply stating your opinion and moving on unlike the group of vultures that have descended to your comments and changed some snarky fun into their agenda of hate. Anyone who hates another human being as much as has been evidenced here, really needs to seek help. Anyone who spends that much time on hate has serious problems.

    Thanks for some laughs.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:58 AM  

  • Anonymous said...

    Yikes Martin - you know you aren't the first to be publicly stoned by the Claymates

    See that spin, Martin was not stoned by the Claymates. It was the anti-fans that came in and changed the tone of this blog, and anyone with a brain sees that.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:20 PM  

  • To 12:20....I was one of the fans just having fun with Martin and the tone did change when the "haters" showed up. You are right. It is always so obvious.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:29 PM  

  • How dumb are you? I personally don't give a twit if you like him or not because I LOVE him, so there! Clay's got more talent in his little finger than the vast majority of "people" making so-called music today!!
    How dare he smile or cough! You act like you are so sensitive but seriously doubt it or you wouldn't write such "junk" about someone you obviously know nothing about. If you are going to blog, do your homework and find out the facts about all the humanitarian deeds Clay does to make this world a better place! What have you done for anyone else lately?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:40 PM  

  • I think 8:40 is a shit-stirrer, not a fan of Clay Aiken.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:23 PM  

  • Anonymous said...

    I think 8:40 is a shit-stirrer, not a fan of Clay Aiken.

    11:23 PM


    ME TOO

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:07 AM  

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